Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
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Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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