So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
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so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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