I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
