Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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