I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
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Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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