How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
