well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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