I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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