it's not cheating when I paid for it
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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