Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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