just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
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If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
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