Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just fell off a train. Bad.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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