If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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