i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Rumble strips road head = magical
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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