He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Come see our sink grown plant.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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