I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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