you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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