question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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