Pappa wants mamma naked
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
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He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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