therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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