we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
