My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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