We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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