I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You took a bar mat shot.
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You dont lie about slip and slides
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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