she was so not down for the gang bang
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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