We need to rekindle our bromance
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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