so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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