i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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