I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Randomize
