Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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