Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Randomize