margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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