Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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