did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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