I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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