i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
you never un-have a 4some
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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