If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
