HIV tests are more positive than that guy
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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