My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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