just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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