dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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