She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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