is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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