I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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