if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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