so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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