Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
Randomize
