I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
