Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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