SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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