I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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Dignity is for republicans.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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