Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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